I Shaved 156 MB Off My Blog by Converting PNGs to WebP
I just shaved 156 MB off my blog. Not the database, not the theme, not some plugin audit. The images. The Problem Nobody Talks About If you use AI to generate featured images for your…
Two Spaces After a Period: The Hill I Will Die On
I’m going to say something controversial in the year 2026, and I don’t care who it offends: You should put two spaces after a period. There. I said it. Come at me. The “One Space”…
Git for SSDT Projects: Where It All Comes Together
This is the post where everything clicks. Over the last eight posts, we’ve mapped git concepts to database analogies: repositories as databases, branches as database copies, merging as synchronization, tags as snapshots. You’ve got the…
Cherry-Pick Is Cross-Database INSERT…SELECT
Sometimes you don’t want to merge an entire branch. You want one specific commit from another branch — one fix, one change, one feature — without bringing everything else along for the ride. DBAs do…
Tags Are Database Snapshots You Can Name
Branches move. Every time you commit to a branch, it advances. That’s the point — branches are living, growing things. But sometimes you need to mark an exact point in time and know it will…
Rebase Is ALTER TABLE on Your Commit History
Rebase is where most DBA git tutorials hit a wall. The explanations get abstract. Diagrams appear with arrows pointing in confusing directions. People start arguing about when to use it. Here’s the DBA translation: rebase…