Self-Hosting Forgejo on Windows Server Hyper-V Step-by-Step
A complete walkthrough for running Forgejo on Debian 13 inside a Windows Server Hyper-V VM, with Docker Compose, Let’s Encrypt TLS, GitHub repo mirroring, and automated backups to a Windows network share.
Schedule Jobs in Azure SQL Database with Azure Functions
You don’t get SQL Server Agent in Azure SQL Database. If you’ve been a DBA for any length of time, that sentence probably made you twitch. Agent is the workhorse that runs your index maintenance,…
Performance Studio: A Cross-Platform SQL Server Execution Plan Analyzer
You have a slow query. You pull the execution plan in SSMS. You stare at the arrows. Some are thick, some are thin. There’s a yellow triangle somewhere. You’re pretty sure the problem is “in…
Performance Monitor: Free SQL Server Monitoring That Doesn’t Phone Home
I spend a lot of time on this blog talking about tools. Some of them are good. Some of them are overhyped on LinkedIn. This one is neither overhyped nor underpowered. It’s the real deal….
I Shaved 156 MB Off My Blog by Converting PNGs to WebP
I just shaved 156 MB off my blog. Not the database, not the theme, not some plugin audit. The images. The Problem Nobody Talks About If you use AI to generate featured images for your…
The Progress Bar That Goes Backwards: A Jetpack Boost Source Code Archaeology
You click “Regenerate Critical CSS.” The progress bar crawls forward: 20%, 30%, 40%. Then it drops to 20%. Climbs back to 50%. Drops to 35%. Eventually it hits 100%, and you exhale. Then it starts…