I Shaved 156 MB Off My Blog by Converting PNGs to WebP
I just shaved 156 MB off my blog. Not the database, not the theme, not some plugin audit. The images. The Problem Nobody Talks About If you use AI to generate featured images for your…
Your AI Agent Is Quietly Corrupting Your SQL Files
AI agents writing T-SQL via PowerShell here-strings produce LF line endings, breaking SSMS and diffs.
SqlPackage, Synonyms, and the Third-Party Database Problem
You ask your AI coding agent to generate a T-SQL script. It writes the file. You open it in SSMS. And before you see a single line of SQL, you get this: If you’ve been…
Database Seeding: When to Hit the Table vs. When to Hit the API
You’ve got a new environment to stand up. Maybe it’s a fresh QA instance, maybe it’s a training environment someone just spun up, or maybe production got rebuilt after a disaster recovery test. Either way,…
Inspecting SQL Server TLS Certificates Without Credentials
If you’ve ever needed to check the TLS certificate on a SQL Server instance — whether it’s expired, misconfigured, missing SANs, or just plain self-signed — you’ve probably had to connect with SSMS, run some…
Teaching GitHub Copilot Your T-SQL Coding Standards
If you’re a DBA or database developer using GitHub Copilot CLI, you’ve probably noticed it generates functional T-SQL — but not necessarily T-SQL that matches your team’s coding standards. After several weeks of working with…