I Called Myself Dumb in a Code Comment. I Was Wrong About the Cursor.
I went looking through an old reconciliation script this week, the kind you write once for a quarter-end reconciliation and forget about, and I found a note from my past self. Right above a cursor,…
“The Numbers Are Wild”: Anatomy of a LinkedIn Tech Hype Post
A post showed up in my LinkedIn feed last week. It had all the hallmarks: short punchy sentences, each on their own line. Dramatic pauses between claims. A number so impressive it demanded an emoji…
Two Spaces After a Period: The Hill I Will Die On
I’m going to say something controversial in the year 2026, and I don’t care who it offends: You should put two spaces after a period. There. I said it. Come at me. The “One Space”…
“Now I Have the Full Picture” The Most Dangerous Lie Your AI Agent Tells You
AI agents confidently say “Now I have the full picture” but they can’t know what they’re missing. Here’s what can go wrong when you let an agent run things unsupervised.
ADO Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Means
You’re in a meeting. Someone says “ADO.” Your brain — conditioned by 20+ years of muscle memory — immediately conjures up connection strings, recordsets, and ADODB.Connection. Then you realize they’re talking about a CI/CD pipeline….
The Progress Bar That Goes Backwards: A Jetpack Boost Source Code Archaeology
You click “Regenerate Critical CSS.” The progress bar crawls forward: 20%, 30%, 40%. Then it drops to 20%. Climbs back to 50%. Drops to 35%. Eventually it hits 100%, and you exhale. Then it starts…